DON'T STOP THINKING ABOUT TOMORROW

This is the earliest I've ever been up to hear Solutions for the
American Economy.

WAY TO CLASS IT UP, DEPAUW

The thing I find funny about this is that, at some point, some dude
from maintenance is going to have to change this sign from "TONY
BLAIR" to like "ANCHOR SPLASH" or "PANCAKE BREAKFAST."

QUESTION, PT. 2

Seriously. He'd like it.

QUESTION

Why is Jeff Mohl not watching Lost? Seriously, why?