THIS BUD'S FOR YOU. AND THIS COORS LIGHT IS TOO.

So The Princeton Review's annual college guide is out and while DePauw barely managed to crack the Top Ten for cocktail consumption, it did clock in as the #2 beer drinking school in the nation. (Dammit, University of Wisconsin! DePauw will take you down! I don't care if I have to go down to Greencastle and hold the beer bongs myself!) DePauw also ranked third for having the Best College Radio Station ("WGRE 91.5 FM Greencastle - Your Sound Alternative") after Emerson's WECB and St. Bonaventure's WSBU The Buzz, which as far as I can tell has its own magazine called Buzzworthy. Wow. And of course, as usual, we were #1 for the biggest greek scene. Yeah, that's right. One of our sororities can completely self-destruct and we STILL kick Washington & Lee's ass. Wassup, Lexington? You just got served.

GAWKER STALKER: HOME EDITION

So it's not often you see celebrities on the streets of Indianapolis. Sure, I'm always running into your Ruperts or your Jareds. (Seriously, I've run into Jared 4 times now. LEAVE ME ALONE, SANDWICH MAN!) But rarely do you run into your favorite TV friends out on the street. Which is why I about spit up my coffee this morning when I saw this guy on the corner of Market and Illinois: Not gonna lie: Judah Friedlander is hard to miss. Looks like he'll be doing stand-up in Broad Ripple later this week. Anyhoo, I'll leave you with this from 30 Rock: CERIE: Guess what, everyone? I'm engaged! FRANK: Hey, this isn't going to change the way you dress or eat lollipops, is it?

CLARK DUKE ON BEST WEEK EVER

Man. If he became a permanent fixture, that'd be sweet. He's totally wasted on Greek.