OH LORD, WON'T YOU BUY ME AN APPLE iPHONE

With today's impending release of the iPhone, I give you this from the NYT's David Pogue:

ALL I NEED'S A LITTLE GIVE AND TAKE

This is another re-post from the SND Blog. But guess what? I don't care.

The New York Post and the Daily News offered their own unique perspective on Hillary Clinton's Sopranos parody this morning. Meanwhile, debate rages as to whether Mike's move was or was not "big." Awesome.

WHY IT ISN'T WORTH BEING UP THIS EARLY

So I'm watching the morning show on MSNBC and they are talking about the iPhone. Here is an example of the insightful Apple-related analysis that is available at 7:20 a.m.:

"They're working with a very difficult landscape because the cell phone market is fractured and there's a good segment of the population that already has phones so there's only a few people left to buy phones so the challenge here will be to get people to switch."

An excellent point. Apple's really going to have a tough go at this because most people already have a phone. Man, if only Apple had done some market research. In other news, BMW is going to have a hard time selling cars next year because, it turns out, most people already have cars. Good Lord. I'm going to bed.

McSWEENEY'S NEEDS SOME McMONEY

So McSweeney's is in a bit of financial trouble and is holding an auction to try and raise some scratch. So why not take that extra $1,000 you have laying around and get yourself a guided tour of the Daily Show offices led by John Hodgman. While you are waiting for your bid to be accepted, take a look at these bits from the site: >> In the year 2030 the young hotshot at my office tries to walk me through "Centaur," Apple's new mind-orb-based operating system >> Jenny's Alternate Numbers

SUPERBAD TRAILER - RED BAND VERSION

So, are you sick of Michael Cera/Knocked Up/Seth Rogen posts? Oh, well, okay. Here's the R-Rated version of the Superbad trailer. The movie comes out in August and ... um ... starsMichaelCeraandwaswrittenbySethRogen. Ahem.

ORIGINAL CASTING OF KNOCKED UP

I'm hoping that you've watched the Clark and Michael. If not perhaps you would enjoy the intersection of Michael Cera and "Knocked Up." This clip shows Cera in the Seth Rogen role ...