THIS JUST IN

Jessica Gawker is out.

WB: R.I.P.

The WB sailed off into the sunset for good Sunday night. We here at KenneyMarlatt.com will say goodnight, not goodbye.

WHAT? TOO SOON?

Don't know if you caught Norm MacDonald on the Daily Show last night or not ... but if you missed it here's a snippet: (try to imagine it in Norm's voice)

I wanted to talk about the Crocodile Hunter. You know, it was tragic ... at the time. But people were calling me saying, "Hey! You wouldn't believe who got killed. THE CROCODILE HUNTER!" And they were like, "He was 44 years old." And I'm like "That's a ripe old age for a Crocodile Hunter." And you know who had to be pissed about it? The crocodiles. Because he got killed by some fruity fish. So you know the crocodiles were like, "Hey man! That Crocodile Hunter got killed! "Yeah! Who did it? Frank?" "Nah ... You ... You don't even want to know."

MEANWHILE: DesignHawg is live.

SEPT. 11 ANNIVERSARY COVERAGE

So, as I was sifting through the front pages from around the country the past couple days, I never saw that one great Sept. 11 anniversary page that I was hoping for. Until I pulled up Newsdesigner a few minutes ago. Wow. Meanwhile, on the Sept. 11 edition of the Countdown, Keith didn't pull any punches.

M-I-C ... See you real soon! K-E-Y ...

ORLANDO -- So, we've just about put SND Orlando in the books. The SND International Web Desk has offered buyouts to most of the staffers in the Orlando Bureau so we are prepping a few final updates and clearing out our desks. Like I said, you can see some of my photos over on Flickr if you want. And rest assured, we will soon return to our regularly scheduled broadcast. Why? Because we like you.