THE ONE WHERE I REPEAT WHAT I JUST SAW ON TIVO
So White Sox Left Fielder Scott Podsednik was on SNL's Weekend Update on Saturday. A slightly abridged transcript:
Tina: Amy and I are so psyched that you are here. We are huge White Sox fans from way back because, you know, we both used to live in Chicago. Posednik: Oh really, what part? Amy: Wrigleyville. Tina: Evanston. Amy: So yeah. We're hard core Sox fans. Posednik: Really? People from the Northside are usually Cubs fans ... and yuppies. Have you guys ever even been to the Southside? Amy: Hells yeah! We're Southside all the way! I would always, you know, hop on the Red Line to Cominski Field! I bought my car at Celozzi-Ettleson Chevrolet! Amy & Tina: Celozzi-Ettleson Chevrolet: Where you always save more money! Tina: I flew out of Midway once! Posednik: Guys, you're Cubs fans, just admit it ... But this World Series win was for all the cursed teams and it belongs to all the people of Chicagoland. Amy: Even Skokie? Posednik: Even Skokie. Tina: Even Wilmette? Posednik: Even Wilmette. Amy: Even Schaumburg? Posednik: No. Not Schaumburg.