THIS BUD'S FOR YOU. AND THIS COORS LIGHT IS TOO.

So The Princeton Review's annual college guide is out and while DePauw barely managed to crack the Top Ten for cocktail consumption, it did clock in as the #2 beer drinking school in the nation. (Dammit, University of Wisconsin! DePauw will take you down! I don't care if I have to go down to Greencastle and hold the beer bongs myself!) DePauw also ranked third for having the Best College Radio Station ("WGRE 91.5 FM Greencastle - Your Sound Alternative") after Emerson's WECB and St. Bonaventure's WSBU The Buzz, which as far as I can tell has its own magazine called Buzzworthy. Wow. And of course, as usual, we were #1 for the biggest greek scene. Yeah, that's right. One of our sororities can completely self-destruct and we STILL kick Washington & Lee's ass. Wassup, Lexington? You just got served.