LETTERS MISSING, POLICE BAFFLED

So it seems that a serial thief has struck Greencastle, moving from sign to sign stealing R's. "Gas stations to restaurants, auto repair shops and doctors' offices - even the National Guard Armory - all suffered lost letters when they opened for business Monday morning," wrote the Banner-Graphic. Headley Hardware's Randall Jones, wondered if the thefts were related to the Pirates of the Caribbean movie that just came out. Anyway, the story has hit the wires and is now bouncing around the Internets. Which reminds me: Where does a pirate go to eat in Greencastle? MARRRVINS.