YOU WERE OPEN, AND NOW YOU ARE CLOSED!

So Parsons posted his top five Super Bowl ads from last Sunday. In case you missed it, they were: 1) The Budweiser Streaker 2) The Bud Light Magic Fridge 3) Sharpie's Pirate 4) Sprint's Crime Deterrent Phone and 5) Even Druids Love Emerald Nuts Now, I gotta say, this is a good list. How can you not like Crime Deterrent? But to put the Emerald Nuts ad on there over the Michelob Ultra Amber ad? C'MON!