MONDAY'S TO-DO LIST

WHAT YOU SHOULD WATCH: The Gilmore Girls. Last week Rory took over as editor of her college newspaper and promptly nicknamed their designer "T-Shirt." I'm not making this up. WHAT YOU SHOULD READ: Newsweek's huge article on Stephen Colbert. It's good stuff, but I'm not gonna lie: It's the sidebar that brings the funny. WHAT YOU SHOULD BUY: The Office on DVD. The first series is funny. The second series is ... well ... Wow. And if you're Parsons, the Special will make you cry a little. WHAT YOU SHOULD ANTICIPATE: Apple's Special Event. It's Feb. 22 at Moscone. C'mon Steve, I need something to blow some money on.