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The Daily Show's Rob Corddry teaches us how to be a psuedo-journalist blogger in his video$ecret$ of New Journali$m $ucce$$. Quotes include "I am going to blog the crap out of this" and "let's journalize." Funny stuff. MEANWHILE: Looks like Slabaugh has started an NPD portfolio. AND NOW: Kenneymarlatt.com presents, Upcoming Unnecessary Movie Sequels (slated for release in 2006 and 2007): Basic Instinct 2: Risk Addiction Die Hard 4.0 Fahrenheit 9/11½ Fletch Won The Girls Next Door The Italian Job II Jurassic Park IV Mission: Impossible III The Net 2.0 Police Academy 8