IT SEEMS EVERYBODY LOVES THE TENDER CRISP BACON CHEDDAR RANCH

While I was crowing earlier about my 1,000 unique visitor milestone, that record will likely be shattered this month, as I've already had over 500 unique visitors. Honestly, this is a little out of hand. There's really no explanation for this recent surge in traffic... or so I thought. Then I Googled "tender crisp bacon cheddar ranch lyrics" Wow. Give the people what they want, I say. And, clearly, the people want the lyrics to commercial jingles sung by Hootie. FROM LAST NIGHT'S LETTERMAN: Paul is doing Carnac The Magnificent. The answer: "Sideways." The question: "How does Kirstie Alley get through doorways?" FROM THE MERC: Apple 1, Bloggers 0: Judge says rumor sites must reveal sources.