PERHAPS THERE WAS SOMETHING IN THE WATER ON HUMBERT 4

So my freshman year in college I became really good friends with four girls that lived on my floor. All but one of them has gotten married. This morning there's an e-mail in my inbox from the lone unmarried one with the subject line "Big News!" and the preview line of the message is "I have some exciting news from Boston. Yesterday, as Bill & I were wandering around Boston Common, he got" I'm just going to stop right there. I think we all know where this is going.