SPEAKING OF CONSUMERISM...

So, foolishly, I went to the mall today. It was a madhouse, which for some reason surprised me. I avoided it all weekend, figuring I could go during the day on Monday and it wouldn't be busy. But man, oh man. WHO ARE YOU PEOPLE? GET A JOB! Later, I had what was perhaps the most Silicon Valley Moment I've had in five years. As I was leaving the mall, I saw Apple co-founder Steve Wozniak and his daughter doing some last-minute shopping. On Segways. On. Segways. Plural. Apparently, he has several. Awesome.