WHY I (HEART) GOOGLE

The other day I got the following error message on a Google site:

Bad, bad server. No donut for you   Unfortunately, the orkut.com server has acted out in an unexpected way. Hopefully, it will return to its helpful self if you try again in a few minutes. It's likely that the server will behave this way on occasion during the coming months. We apologize for the inconvenience and for our server's lack of consideration for others.

Awesome. WHY I (HEART) DAVE: On the Late Show last night, Dave was talking about the big NBA brawl involving his Indiana Pacers and noted that the fans were as much to blame as anybody. He added, "Did you see that guy that ran onto the court? BOOM! LIGHTS OUT, DUMBO!" Awesome. WHY I (HEART) SCRUBS: If you watch Scrubs you may remember last week Turk got a new cell phone number, (916) CALL-TURK. (You don't need the K but he was hoping people would dial it anyway.) Well, not only is that a real phone number, but apparently Zach Braff and Donald Faison have actually been answering it. Awesome.