SUMMER OF NEW JOBS, PART II OR MAYBE III

So yesterday my new boss said he was offended that I didn't mention his promotion in last week's post. Clearly my earlier list wasn't all that comprehensive. I also neglected to mention that my friend Josh got a new job as Features Copy Chief. This left open his job as Night City Editor, which my friend Sal took over, leaving vacant his position as Prep Sports Editor. Which meant my friend Amy got a new job as his replacement. Which meant that I got to take over Amy's job in Sports. See the chain reaction at work here? And now that I left the News Desk, they are going to replace me with... wait. They aren't replacing me. I guess that must mean I'm irreplaceable. Yeah. I'm sure that's it...