I AIN'T DRUNK. I'M JUST DRINKING.

Did you happen to catch the Rocky's awesome tick-tock on drinking at CU and CSU? Or, more, did you catch the photos? That, my friends, is what we in the bidness call "access." There were some great quotes in the story. One student is quoted as saying that "Wednesday is the new Thursday." I guess we've already covered that here... but it was still funny to read. Another student was talking about who would and would not be let into his party, saying: "If you're a guy and you don't know my name, get out." Awesome. Of course, as in any story of this nature, there were some shocking and amazing revelations. The most startling of these was, by far, that Redfish in Boulder has a $3 mojito night. Good lord, three dollars?! Why aren't I living in Boulder?